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    Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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    is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.

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      is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.

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      Why stop at just one?

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        Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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        Septic masculinity

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          Why stop at just one?

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          1000001837

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            Fake: op has gf

            Gay: he's fucking his chair?

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              You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.

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                Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                "Arse mezzanine" is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life

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                • resplendent606@piefed.socialR [email protected]

                  I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                  Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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                  • resplendent606@piefed.socialR [email protected]

                    I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                    The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                      Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                      crumb tray

                      Grease trap

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                        "girlfriend"
                        Ha yeah right dude

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                        He means his mom.

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                          "girlfriend"
                          Ha yeah right dude

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                          I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.

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                            Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                              I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                                I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                                I think we're witnessing a murder after the fact

                                edit idk which way tho

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                                  Wow really judgemental community here

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                                  Clean your ass!

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                                    You gotta wash your ass!

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                                      Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                                      Standing up and eating better would also work I assume

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                                        The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                                        Now that's going too far

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                                          OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                                          80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.

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