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    You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.

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      Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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      "Arse mezzanine" is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life

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        I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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        Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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          I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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          The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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            Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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            crumb tray

            Grease trap

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              "girlfriend"
              Ha yeah right dude

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              He means his mom.

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                "girlfriend"
                Ha yeah right dude

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                I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.

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                  Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                    I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                      I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                      I think we're witnessing a murder after the fact

                      edit idk which way tho

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                        Wow really judgemental community here

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                        Clean your ass!

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                          You gotta wash your ass!

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                            Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                            Standing up and eating better would also work I assume

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                              The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                              Now that's going too far

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                                OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                                80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.

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                                  The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                                  Or have a chair napkin if you're gonna insist on being naked

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                                    Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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                                    It really makes my anus sweat

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                                      Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                                      Ugh my crumb tray is full of poo

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                                        TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:

                                        1. Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.

                                        2. Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.

                                        3. Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.

                                        4. Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.

                                        5. Wash your ass with soap.

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                                          TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:

                                          1. Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.

                                          2. Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.

                                          3. Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.

                                          4. Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.

                                          5. Wash your ass with soap.

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                                          Worked at vet office, anything like urine or feces must be rinsed off thoroughly or it will smell. Obviously soap is needed too. Enough water and soap will get rid of it, although other cleaners incl enzymatic ones will work faster. No matter what, all that cleaner and soap has to be fully rinsed or it'll still smell.

                                          He should powerwash it outside or at a carwash. Or, if in an apartment he could rinse it for a while in the shower.

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