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      Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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        OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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          0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.

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            Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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            Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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              He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                Nah, just needs the right butt plug.

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                  OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                  LMAO

                  That is savage AF!!!

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                    Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
                    Not yet!

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                      Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                        Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                        Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                          I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                            Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                            Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                              Dirty son of a bitches
                              Need to wash they motherfuckin ass, mane
                              Don't make no goddamn sense
                              Shit pissin me off, mane
                              I'm serious than a motherfucker
                              Dirty-ass bitches

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                                I also judge this guy.

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                                  I also judge this guy.

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                                  I also judge this guy's dead wife.

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                                    "girlfriend"
                                    Ha yeah right dude

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                                      Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                                      I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.

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                                        I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                                        Wow really judgemental community here

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                                          What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here

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