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    He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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    Nah, just needs the right butt plug.

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      OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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      LMAO

      That is savage AF!!!

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        Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
        Not yet!

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          Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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            Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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            Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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              I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                  Dirty son of a bitches
                  Need to wash they motherfuckin ass, mane
                  Don't make no goddamn sense
                  Shit pissin me off, mane
                  I'm serious than a motherfucker
                  Dirty-ass bitches

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                    I also judge this guy.

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                      I also judge this guy.

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                      I also judge this guy's dead wife.

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                        "girlfriend"
                        Ha yeah right dude

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                          Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                          I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.

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                            I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                            Wow really judgemental community here

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                              What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here

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                                guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it's brown now because of the smell. I've been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can't let her see the room because I've smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can't get the smell out dad said he's going to force me to get a job!

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                                  Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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                                  is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.

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                                    is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.

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                                    Why stop at just one?

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                                      Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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                                      Septic masculinity

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                                        Why stop at just one?

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                                        1000001837

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                                          Fake: op has gf

                                          Gay: he's fucking his chair?

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