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    Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.

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    Being angry? That makes me even more angry!

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        Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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          OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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            0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.

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              Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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              Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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                He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                  He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                  Nah, just needs the right butt plug.

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                    OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                    LMAO

                    That is savage AF!!!

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                      Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
                      Not yet!

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                        Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                          Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                          Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                            I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                              Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                              Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                                Dirty son of a bitches
                                Need to wash they motherfuckin ass, mane
                                Don't make no goddamn sense
                                Shit pissin me off, mane
                                I'm serious than a motherfucker
                                Dirty-ass bitches

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                                  I also judge this guy.

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                                    I also judge this guy.

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                                    I also judge this guy's dead wife.

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                                      "girlfriend"
                                      Ha yeah right dude

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                                        Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                                        I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.

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                                          I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                                          Wow really judgemental community here

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