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    Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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      I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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        I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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        I think we're witnessing a murder after the fact

        edit idk which way tho

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          Wow really judgemental community here

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          Clean your ass!

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            You gotta wash your ass!

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              Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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              Standing up and eating better would also work I assume

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                The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                Now that's going too far

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                  OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                  80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.

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                    The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                    Or have a chair napkin if you're gonna insist on being naked

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                      Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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                      It really makes my anus sweat

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                        Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                        Ugh my crumb tray is full of poo

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                          TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:

                          1. Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.

                          2. Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.

                          3. Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.

                          4. Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.

                          5. Wash your ass with soap.

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                            TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:

                            1. Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.

                            2. Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.

                            3. Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.

                            4. Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.

                            5. Wash your ass with soap.

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                            Worked at vet office, anything like urine or feces must be rinsed off thoroughly or it will smell. Obviously soap is needed too. Enough water and soap will get rid of it, although other cleaners incl enzymatic ones will work faster. No matter what, all that cleaner and soap has to be fully rinsed or it'll still smell.

                            He should powerwash it outside or at a carwash. Or, if in an apartment he could rinse it for a while in the shower.

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                              Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                              Or just being plain nasty.

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                                guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it's brown now because of the smell. I've been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can't let her see the room because I've smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can't get the smell out dad said he's going to force me to get a job!

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                                I didn't know Asmongold was on Lemmy!

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                                  I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.

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                                  She's into the diaper play, one assumes there's just not a lot of options or the grosser the better

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                                    She's into the diaper play, one assumes there's just not a lot of options or the grosser the better

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                                    Yeah, certainly... or she has no sense of smell (or sight, or ears cause he's somewhat annoying). 😅

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                                      TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:

                                      1. Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.

                                      2. Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.

                                      3. Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.

                                      4. Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.

                                      5. Wash your ass with soap.

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                                      Rincing vigenar might be useful so the chair doesn’t smell equally bad again

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                                        You gotta wash your ass!

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                                        Remember this from the Tony Hawk soumdtrack, what a classic!

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                                          Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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                                          Even once is more often than never.

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