hygiene
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Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
Or just being plain nasty.
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guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it's brown now because of the smell. I've been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can't let her see the room because I've smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can't get the smell out dad said he's going to force me to get a job!
I didn't know Asmongold was on Lemmy!
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I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
She's into the diaper play, one assumes there's just not a lot of options or the grosser the better
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She's into the diaper play, one assumes there's just not a lot of options or the grosser the better
Yeah, certainly... or she has no sense of smell (or sight, or ears cause he's somewhat annoying).
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TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:
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Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.
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Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.
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Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.
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Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.
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Wash your ass with soap.
Rincing vigenar might be useful so the chair doesn’t smell equally bad again
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Remember this from the Tony Hawk soumdtrack, what a classic!
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Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.
Even once is more often than never.
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I guess he forgot to scratch his back as well
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Rincing vigenar might be useful so the chair doesn’t smell equally bad again
wrote last edited by [email protected]It was implied that alongside cleaners would be rinsing, except for the alcohol, but I guess expecting the readers to have ever cleaned in their lives was too much.
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how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!
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Just use perfume
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The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.
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Or just being plain nasty.
Can't always help what you smell like.
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Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it -
Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by itNo. If I went to the showers and they smelled like poop I would leave that gym.
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Can't always help what you smell like.
Washing always helps
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Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by itNo, they don't.
It's either a weird coincidence or in perhaps that the fitness chains areusing the same plumber and that guy is doing a shit job.
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Washing always helps
Often, yes, but if you think it helps everyone for more than a short period of time, you've never worked in a medical field. Smell is not always controllable, feel sympathy for those less fortunate biologically.
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Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
You're giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.
