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  • P [email protected]

    the evidence is that you couldn't shut the fuck up on a comment that didn't concern your beliefs at all.

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    That's only evidence that I like to chatter.

    Trolling is also one of life's finer pleasures. 😂

    I'm trying to both fuck with you and make you use logic and a touch of rationality, neither of which are a theist's strong suit. 😂

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      That's only evidence that I like to chatter.

      Trolling is also one of life's finer pleasures. 😂

      I'm trying to both fuck with you and make you use logic and a touch of rationality, neither of which are a theist's strong suit. 😂

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      "I'm just trolling" ah the last refuge of the embarrassed.

      logic and rationality you say? wow. what about reasoning? dude you're missing some of the special words. i can smell your fedora from here.

      well logic this so you can feel euphoric: despite your debate pervertry you still proved me right by being the one who interjected their own beliefs instead of a religious person.

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      • M [email protected]

        Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.

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        Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I'm starting to think God's a bit of a dick.

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          i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.

          you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.

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          some form of providence intervened

          Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?

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            Tats of Piggies getting shitfaced.

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            ..and eating lobster

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              I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners have much more fun. Only the good die young.

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                Sounds like heaven is not for cool kids

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                • P [email protected]

                  "I'm just trolling" ah the last refuge of the embarrassed.

                  logic and rationality you say? wow. what about reasoning? dude you're missing some of the special words. i can smell your fedora from here.

                  well logic this so you can feel euphoric: despite your debate pervertry you still proved me right by being the one who interjected their own beliefs instead of a religious person.

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                  I troll for fun, not because of embarrassment. You got mega triggered because I don't believe in your fairytale.

                  I can throw a rock and hit 3 churches from the bounce, yet Christians scream persecution when someone merely voices an opposing viewpoint.

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                    What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?

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                    Who hurt you?

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                      "Fuck short people" - Randy Newman

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                        I troll for fun, not because of embarrassment. You got mega triggered because I don't believe in your fairytale.

                        I can throw a rock and hit 3 churches from the bounce, yet Christians scream persecution when someone merely voices an opposing viewpoint.

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                        no one said persecution honey, i said annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up, which you're still failing to disprove. started with "i was trolling" now into "you're triggered" real nice though, you're regressing into a republican in real time.

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                        • P [email protected]

                          no one said persecution honey, i said annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up, which you're still failing to disprove. started with "i was trolling" now into "you're triggered" real nice though, you're regressing into a republican in real time.

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                          You're no fun anymore.

                          Go be offended that other people don't suffer from your god delusion.

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                            Do you think the pearly gates have one of those "You must be THIS high to ride" signs outside?

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                              Lemmyshortpost

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                              • G [email protected]

                                You're no fun anymore.

                                Go be offended that other people don't suffer from your god delusion.

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                                woah woah, you don't even know if i believe in god; what happened to your debate pervertry...

                                "you're triggered" and now "you're offended" just keep hitting the talking points. yeah I'm offended, that's why you must be crying.

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                                  My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

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                                  Yes, we all agree that you're very smart for passing a logical reasoning quiz.

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                                  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    I like that you're looking at the positives 😄

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                                    I mean it's outta my hands so I might as well make popcorn in the fire

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