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    Tats of Piggies getting shitfaced.

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    ..and eating lobster

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      I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners have much more fun. Only the good die young.

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        Sounds like heaven is not for cool kids

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          "I'm just trolling" ah the last refuge of the embarrassed.

          logic and rationality you say? wow. what about reasoning? dude you're missing some of the special words. i can smell your fedora from here.

          well logic this so you can feel euphoric: despite your debate pervertry you still proved me right by being the one who interjected their own beliefs instead of a religious person.

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          I troll for fun, not because of embarrassment. You got mega triggered because I don't believe in your fairytale.

          I can throw a rock and hit 3 churches from the bounce, yet Christians scream persecution when someone merely voices an opposing viewpoint.

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            What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?

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            Who hurt you?

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              "Fuck short people" - Randy Newman

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                I troll for fun, not because of embarrassment. You got mega triggered because I don't believe in your fairytale.

                I can throw a rock and hit 3 churches from the bounce, yet Christians scream persecution when someone merely voices an opposing viewpoint.

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                no one said persecution honey, i said annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up, which you're still failing to disprove. started with "i was trolling" now into "you're triggered" real nice though, you're regressing into a republican in real time.

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                  no one said persecution honey, i said annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up, which you're still failing to disprove. started with "i was trolling" now into "you're triggered" real nice though, you're regressing into a republican in real time.

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                  You're no fun anymore.

                  Go be offended that other people don't suffer from your god delusion.

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                    Do you think the pearly gates have one of those "You must be THIS high to ride" signs outside?

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                      Lemmyshortpost

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                        You're no fun anymore.

                        Go be offended that other people don't suffer from your god delusion.

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                        woah woah, you don't even know if i believe in god; what happened to your debate pervertry...

                        "you're triggered" and now "you're offended" just keep hitting the talking points. yeah I'm offended, that's why you must be crying.

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                          My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

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                          Yes, we all agree that you're very smart for passing a logical reasoning quiz.

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                          • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                            I like that you're looking at the positives 😄

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                            I mean it's outta my hands so I might as well make popcorn in the fire

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