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    Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

    Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

    Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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      We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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      Cannibals everywhere smh my head

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        A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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          A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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          Not sure about strange, but I'm pretty certain you're not conservative.

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            A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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            It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
            So bad, that it hurts.
            And then you cum.

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              A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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              Makes me feel worse for the world

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                Water boil at 100 degrees so 120 - wow. But from the other hand £100 worth of gear is not a lot these days.

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                Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.

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                  A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                  Yes. You're not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you'll never fit in.

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                    They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                    the background is furries.

                    That first part is still correct

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                    At least until they start the furry draft

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                      It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
                      So bad, that it hurts.
                      And then you cum.

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                      Help my dick is perpetually soft

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                        They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                        the background is furries.

                        That first part is still correct

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                        Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits...

                        Because he made it for a fur suit first.

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                          Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

                          Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

                          Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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                          Wait, do furries work at Applebee's, as a rule?

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                            Step 1: plant seed
                            Step 2: ????
                            Step 3: crop

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                            Step 2: pray for rain

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                              Semper Furdelis 🇺🇸 🫡 🦅

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                                Help my dick is perpetually soft

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                                No I think you got it

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                                  That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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                                    "Uniform" is a funny way to spell " weird public fetish shit"

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                                    For some it's a sex thing, for others it's not. Often it can be either for the same person, depending on context.

                                    When I'm "in suit" in public, sex is the furthest thing from my mind. It's just being silly and fun. It isn't like I'm wearing a cum-stained fursuit and hugging people. That'd be disgusting.

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                                      That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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                                      Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case 😉

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                                        lmao don't

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                                          A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                                          Agree, jokes & picture aside, I always hated this type of comparison.

                                          You’re allowed to be sad if you miss your train, even if other people have their houses bombed and are starving.

                                          You’re also allowed to be happy if you get a raise, even if others are already billionaires.

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