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  • S [email protected]

    They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

    the background is furries.

    That first part is still correct

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    At least until they start the furry draft

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    • M [email protected]

      It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse.
      So bad, that it hurts.
      And then you cum.

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      Help my dick is perpetually soft

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      • S [email protected]

        They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

        the background is furries.

        That first part is still correct

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        Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits...

        Because he made it for a fur suit first.

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        • D [email protected]

          Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

          Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

          Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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          Wait, do furries work at Applebee's, as a rule?

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          • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

            Step 1: plant seed
            Step 2: ????
            Step 3: crop

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            Step 2: pray for rain

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              Semper Furdelis 🇺🇸 🫡 🦅

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              • T [email protected]

                Help my dick is perpetually soft

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                No I think you got it

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                  That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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                  • therobohour@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    "Uniform" is a funny way to spell " weird public fetish shit"

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                    For some it's a sex thing, for others it's not. Often it can be either for the same person, depending on context.

                    When I'm "in suit" in public, sex is the furthest thing from my mind. It's just being silly and fun. It isn't like I'm wearing a cum-stained fursuit and hugging people. That'd be disgusting.

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                      That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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                      Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case 😉

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                        lmao don't

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                        • S [email protected]

                          A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                          Agree, jokes & picture aside, I always hated this type of comparison.

                          You’re allowed to be sad if you miss your train, even if other people have their houses bombed and are starving.

                          You’re also allowed to be happy if you get a raise, even if others are already billionaires.

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                            I thought this was about something completely different when reading lmao.

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                              That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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                              Just install some fans!

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                                Just install some fans!

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                                I have thought about that, but for the first one I get, if I ever get one, I'm probably gonna get one without just to make sure I can handle it. Last thing I want is to spend a ton of money on a fursuit with a ton of extras only to find my body cannot handle it, with or without fans.

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                                  Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case 😉

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                                  Definitely.

                                  Although, I don't think I'd go for a full suit for my fursona because I've never imagined them naked, I'll agree this is a good idea.

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                                    For some it's a sex thing, for others it's not. Often it can be either for the same person, depending on context.

                                    When I'm "in suit" in public, sex is the furthest thing from my mind. It's just being silly and fun. It isn't like I'm wearing a cum-stained fursuit and hugging people. That'd be disgusting.

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                                    How old are you? If its for some means it could be anyone,and there for,it's everyone. Remember, not all fetish are explicitly sexual.

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                                    • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                                      Just install some fans!

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                                      And a little compartment for dry ice to slowly sublimate into the ventilation system

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                                      • therobohour@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        How old are you? If its for some means it could be anyone,and there for,it's everyone. Remember, not all fetish are explicitly sexual.

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                                        Somewhere between 18 and 100. I'm curious why this is relevant.

                                        As for the rest, "anyone implies everyone" is, uh, not a logically sound statement.

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                                          Somewhere between 18 and 100. I'm curious why this is relevant.

                                          As for the rest, "anyone implies everyone" is, uh, not a logically sound statement.

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                                          Well, if you liked subway sandwiches, but then you get a cursed and now one of your future subway sandwiches would explode and kill you,you'd probably avoid subway.

                                          Your age is important for reasons of consent

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