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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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  • T [email protected]

    Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

    Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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    Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate

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      Seggs, unalive, grape

      I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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      I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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      • E [email protected]

        Rule 34 for FLOSS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        ::: spoiler don't ask me how i found this
        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13524756
        :::

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        • skrlet13@feddit.clS [email protected]

          Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe.

          ::: spoiler sexual violence mention
          You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
          :::

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          Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt.

          Psh, I'll tell my body when we're done.

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          • R [email protected]

            Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

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            Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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            • S [email protected]

              Epples and benenes?

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              I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️

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              • merari42@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
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                Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

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                • douglasg14b@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  They.... Usually don't.

                  Not a single company I've worked for actually makes FOSS contributions to the dependencies they rely upon.

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                  They usually don't but some do. I'm only cherry picking this because I don't know much about Big Tech and FOSS. Bootstrap was developed in Twitter, React is maintained by Facebook/Meta, AngularJS was maintained by Google in the past but it's now discontinued. Google also has Summer of Code. I'm not a Big Tech shill but the larger ones do make some contributions.

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                  • R [email protected]

                    I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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                    True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today's tiktok euphemisms

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                    • T [email protected]

                      Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

                      Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.

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                        I want the word "unalived" to be killed or murdered in the most vile and explicit way possible for a word.

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                        • ofiuco@piefed.caO [email protected]

                          Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

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                          Engagement bait.

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                          • merari42@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
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                            Also Mars rovers…

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                            • ofiuco@piefed.caO [email protected]

                              Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

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                              Probably because it's annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement

                              And yeah, it doesn't need to be censored here but also it really doesn't ruin it that much

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                              • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

                                How did you obtain the CC and the money on it at 12??

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                                Might've been 14, I don't really remember exactly. And it was the CC attached to my company's bank-acc so the bank wasn't that nitpicky. It were simpler times in many aspects. But the fascination of online-shopping only grew slightly less great in my 30s 😁

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                                  Glad to see ffmpeg is still going strong, I used it years ago to do some project 1999 EverQuest streaming on twitch running on a Manjaro dist install running EQ in wine.

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                                    I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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                                    • W [email protected]

                                      I want the word "unalived" to be killed or murdered in the most vile and explicit way possible for a word.

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                                      If be happy if that word committed suicide.

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                                        FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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                                          what will you do? edit the meme template?

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