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    My server is a loose motherboard with a loose PSU, thrown into the living room TV rack, which I leave open for cooling. It's a repurposed (free) Athlon, DDR2. I only use it for smb and git backups, and project sharing between my desktop and laptop. What amazes me most is my IT coworkers don't find that a perfectly acceptable scenario.

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      My server is a loose motherboard with a loose PSU, thrown into the living room TV rack, which I leave open for cooling. It's a repurposed (free) Athlon, DDR2. I only use it for smb and git backups, and project sharing between my desktop and laptop. What amazes me most is my IT coworkers don't find that a perfectly acceptable scenario.

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      That free computer is going to cost you a lot on your electric bill.

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        ...but then the sign would have affected the airflow...

        This is the best compromise until mom visits and steps on it.

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        I have killed two laptops by stepping on them. Is this a sign?

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          That free computer is going to cost you a lot on your electric bill.

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          Not in winter it won't.

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            They have the budget for printer ink tho

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            Or a local library and $0.10

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              On carpet 😬

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              you see ivan, server is much happier when comfortable on carpet, you can tell it wams its heart

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                Lol, reminds me of my old setup.

                It was all old W98 laptop that I got used. I installed xunbuntu on it back when it first came out in 2006. It sat on my desk, open like that with a bit of tape over to hold the power cord because it was loose. The battery was completely dead.

                It was the server I used to host all the modded maps I made for a silly little tank game. Thing ran seemlessly only going down when the power went out or somebody juggled the power cord for 5 years.

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                Wow five years is a long time to juggle something

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                  I mean, literally just lean it against the wall, at the very least...

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                  With a risk of falling hard drives and such? I'm not doing that...

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                    Not in winter it won't.

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                    Even in winter, it's terrible compared to a heat pump or (probably) directly burning gas or wood.

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                      Even in winter, it's terrible compared to a heat pump or (probably) directly burning gas or wood.

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                      That's the joke. 🙂

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                        Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                        Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                          Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                          Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                          Yes, easily. Most OSes let you do that.

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                            Disable suspend when the laptop lid is closed:

                            sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitch=suspend/HandleLidSwitch=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                            sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=suspend/HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                            sudo systemctl restart systemd-logind
                            

                            If you are in a TTY, you can blank the screen before closing the lid to prevent burn-in. After running this, come back later and press a key to turn the screen on again.

                            alias blankscreen='setterm --blank=force; read ans; setterm --blank=poke'

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                              Yes, easily. Most OSes let you do that.

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                              In some cases, is a bios setting also.

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                                Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                                Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                                Yes usually it's the OS that handles it and it can be set to ignore the lid detection.

                                I did it for a while. Also removed the battery so it doesn't start swelling

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                                  Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                                  Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                                  Sure, it's part of windows settings under power management.

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                                    And the lid is not open because of preventing it sleeping, but rather to cool it down

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                                      Sure, it's part of windows settings under power management.

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                                      Same with Linux!

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                                        See I would have more problems with cats chilling on the keyboard than folks closing the lid or unplugging it

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                                          This laptop is secretly downloading scientific papers behind a paywall to release them on the public internet. Sadly, the owner will be prosecuted unfairly and threatened with unreasonable punishment.

                                          Remember Aaron.

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