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    On carpet 😬

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    you see ivan, server is much happier when comfortable on carpet, you can tell it wams its heart

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      Lol, reminds me of my old setup.

      It was all old W98 laptop that I got used. I installed xunbuntu on it back when it first came out in 2006. It sat on my desk, open like that with a bit of tape over to hold the power cord because it was loose. The battery was completely dead.

      It was the server I used to host all the modded maps I made for a silly little tank game. Thing ran seemlessly only going down when the power went out or somebody juggled the power cord for 5 years.

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      Wow five years is a long time to juggle something

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        I mean, literally just lean it against the wall, at the very least...

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        With a risk of falling hard drives and such? I'm not doing that...

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          Not in winter it won't.

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          Even in winter, it's terrible compared to a heat pump or (probably) directly burning gas or wood.

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            Even in winter, it's terrible compared to a heat pump or (probably) directly burning gas or wood.

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            That's the joke. 🙂

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              Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

              Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                Yes, easily. Most OSes let you do that.

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                  Disable suspend when the laptop lid is closed:

                  sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitch=suspend/HandleLidSwitch=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                  sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=suspend/HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                  sudo systemctl restart systemd-logind
                  

                  If you are in a TTY, you can blank the screen before closing the lid to prevent burn-in. After running this, come back later and press a key to turn the screen on again.

                  alias blankscreen='setterm --blank=force; read ans; setterm --blank=poke'

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                    Yes, easily. Most OSes let you do that.

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                    In some cases, is a bios setting also.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                      Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                      Yes usually it's the OS that handles it and it can be set to ignore the lid detection.

                      I did it for a while. Also removed the battery so it doesn't start swelling

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                        Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                        Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                        Sure, it's part of windows settings under power management.

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                          And the lid is not open because of preventing it sleeping, but rather to cool it down

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Sure, it's part of windows settings under power management.

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                            Same with Linux!

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                              See I would have more problems with cats chilling on the keyboard than folks closing the lid or unplugging it

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                                This laptop is secretly downloading scientific papers behind a paywall to release them on the public internet. Sadly, the owner will be prosecuted unfairly and threatened with unreasonable punishment.

                                Remember Aaron.

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                                  Disable suspend when the laptop lid is closed:

                                  sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitch=suspend/HandleLidSwitch=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                                  sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=suspend/HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                                  sudo systemctl restart systemd-logind
                                  

                                  If you are in a TTY, you can blank the screen before closing the lid to prevent burn-in. After running this, come back later and press a key to turn the screen on again.

                                  alias blankscreen='setterm --blank=force; read ans; setterm --blank=poke'

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                                  but my keyboard is a heatsink...

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Could be an overheating concern maybe. Some laptops weren't designed to run with the lid closed, if it inhibits the air flow.

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                                    I can't tell for sure, but it looks like a Lenovo y510p. Or at least it looks very similar to the one I owned back in the day.

                                    There was a vent in the hinge, and these things would absolutely cook themselves with the lid closed

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      That free computer is going to cost you a lot on your electric bill.

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                                      Not really, electricity is pretty cheap when you live right beside the largest hydro plant in South America.

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                                      • E [email protected]

                                        if you just moved in, server comes first, then a mattress, then the rest of the furniture

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                                        You could put the laptop on a box

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          OMG, Y500 ?
                                          Mine is still running after 13 years!

                                          Lenovo made some kickass computers back then.

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                                          I instantly recognized it too! Mine got stolen. I loved mine.

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