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  • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

    I'm so sorry that happened to you

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    Top tier trolling right there

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      the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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      A connoisseur, I see

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      • J [email protected]

        ....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

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        Embrace the Void.

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        • S [email protected]

          Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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          Maybe 100% chance.

          If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

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          • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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            Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

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              Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

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                My wife says she wins either way.

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                • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                  I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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                  username checks out

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                    #75

                    Lose lose scenario.

                    Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

                    Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

                    So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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                      I fear looking what those mods are

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                        I fear looking what those mods are

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                        Bijin warmaidens is just a "make prettier" mod for the most common female followers.

                        Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a "give them tig ol' bitties and ass", and it is NSFW, lol

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                          Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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                          Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF

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                            Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF

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                            My waifu is in my username, actually, although it's a lesser known character. It's Mk23 from Girls' Frontline.

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                            • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                              Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

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                              I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.

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