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the guys i need in my guy squad

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  • C [email protected]

    Nah, it's been tried before, and we've determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.

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    That's just 6 roles per person!

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      I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

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        Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

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          I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

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          Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.

          Bottle guy is the liability guy.

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            I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

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            You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.

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              Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

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                Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

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                Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!

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                  The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

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                    The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

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                    The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

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                      I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

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                      hello tall guy, i am the short guy

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                        Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

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                          Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

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                          "The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad"

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                            I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

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                            Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.

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                              guy who only says dumb shit

                              hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

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                                This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

                                Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

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                                  Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

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                                    This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

                                    Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

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                                    Is this post secretly a logic question?

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                                      Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

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                                        Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

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                                          Is this post secretly a logic question?

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                                          Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

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