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the guys i need in my guy squad

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  • S [email protected]

    I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

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    hello tall guy, i am the short guy

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      Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

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        Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

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        "The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad"

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          I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

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          Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.

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            guy who only says dumb shit

            hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

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              This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

              Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

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                Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

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                  This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

                  Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

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                  Is this post secretly a logic question?

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                    Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

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                      Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

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                        Is this post secretly a logic question?

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                        Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

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                          The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

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                          Heh you says doodie

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                            This seems like a D&D encounter

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                              hello tall guy, i am the short guy

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                              Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

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                                The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

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                                Can you fix my car bruh

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                                  Can you fix my car bruh

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                                  Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

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                                    Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

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                                    There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

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                                      i miss wtmmp

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                                        Is this post secretly a logic question?

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                                        Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

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                                          I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

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