the guys i need in my guy squad

[sad_detective_man@leminal.space]

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

[hansolo@lemmy.today]

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

[kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

[jasondj@lemmy.zip]

Is this post secretly a logic question?

[009_sound_system@sh.itjust.works]

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

[random_character_a@lemmy.world]

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

[outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

[seralth@lemmy.world]

Heh you says doodie

[astutemural@midwest.social]

This seems like a D&D encounter

[raivokulli@sopuli.xyz]

Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

[icelimit@lemmy.ml]

Can you fix my car bruh

[sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz]

Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

[icelimit@lemmy.ml]

There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

[spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works]

i miss wtmmp

[hansolo@lemmy.today]

Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

[akasazh@feddit.nl]

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

[zexks@lemmy.world]

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

[ayyy@sh.itjust.works]

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

[myotheraccount@lemmy.world]

And everyone who is walking through those glass shards