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  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

    Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?

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    Close, 38. 😄

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      https://youtube.com/shorts/lQcNyM8VMcE

      Is the cashier Leia?

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      • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

        Close, 38. 😄

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        Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez

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        • akasazh@feddit.nlA [email protected]

          Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez

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          I am totally not Spez.

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          • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

            I am totally not Spez.

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            Sure buddy *winks*

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              Ah, yes, but did they do the full 3 minute version that most 80s and 90s Disney cartoon series had?

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              It’s only two minutes, but it still has two verses, the bridge, and the key change for the last chorus. I think they upped the tempo in the new version, so they burn through the song faster.

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                I could do it!

                my brain finds odd times to inject that theme song into my life

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                • akasazh@feddit.nlA [email protected]

                  Sure buddy *winks*

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                  Throws targeted ads at you and permabans you afterwards

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                  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Especially with all the countries that no longer exist!

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                    That's how you know they're old.

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?

                      Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?

                      A Newgrounds username and password?

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                      What an ICQ number? Especially one that was only 6 digits. I'm so old and even ICQ is young.

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                      • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

                        So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.

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                        For those curious, the "off" means "off premises" (or something like that, they may use a different wording), so a license for a store that can sell alcohol that must be taken elsewhere to be consumed, i.e. a liquor store or package store. The inverse is an "On-License", a license to sell alcohol that may be consumed on premises, so things like bars, pubs, and restaurants.

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                        • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          It’s only two minutes, but it still has two verses, the bridge, and the key change for the last chorus. I think they upped the tempo in the new version, so they burn through the song faster.

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                          Well, I can't be mad about that.

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                            Humming the "Moon" theme from the Ducktails video game should also count

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                              Can confirm. My kid’s watched the series over summer break and it’s been stuck in my head.

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                              🎶🎵Duck Tales WOO HOO 🎶🎵

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                              • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                I’d also accept “The Nations of the World” by Yakko Warner.

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                                Also the Gummy Bears theme.

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                                  For those curious, the "off" means "off premises" (or something like that, they may use a different wording), so a license for a store that can sell alcohol that must be taken elsewhere to be consumed, i.e. a liquor store or package store. The inverse is an "On-License", a license to sell alcohol that may be consumed on premises, so things like bars, pubs, and restaurants.

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                                  In Australia🦘 we call this a takeysip.

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                                    🎵Life is like a hurricane🎶

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                                      🎵Life is like a hurricane🎶

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                                      here in Duckburg

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                                      • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                        I’d also accept “The Nations of the World” by Yakko Warner.

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                                        Points at UK

                                        "England"

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                                        • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          It’s only two minutes, but it still has two verses, the bridge, and the key change for the last chorus. I think they upped the tempo in the new version, so they burn through the song faster.

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                                          Scrooge is also voiced by David Tenant.

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