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If you forget a few of the words, it'll only make it more convincing.
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I’d also accept “The Nations of the World” by Yakko Warner.
Singing that one from memory is quite a feat
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Clever, age and sobriety test all in one
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So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.
Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?
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Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?
Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?
A Newgrounds username and password?
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They used the same song for the 2017 reboot, so that wouldn’t work. (Same lyrics, new recording.)
Ah, yes, but did they do the full 3 minute version that most 80s and 90s Disney cartoon series had?
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Singing that one from memory is quite a feat
Especially with all the countries that no longer exist!
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Pfft, I would have given the cashier a menu:
Rescue Rangers
TMNT theme
Darkwing Duck
TaleSpin
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Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?
Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?
A Newgrounds username and password?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Recite the Konami code, how to use it in Contra, and what does it give you?
::: spoiler it gives you
Bruises on the arm from a sibling for wasting all the extra lives.
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Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?
Close, 38.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/lQcNyM8VMcE
Is the cashier Leia?
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Close, 38.
Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez
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Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez
I am totally not Spez.
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I am totally not Spez.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Sure buddy *winks*
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Ah, yes, but did they do the full 3 minute version that most 80s and 90s Disney cartoon series had?
It’s only two minutes, but it still has two verses, the bridge, and the key change for the last chorus. I think they upped the tempo in the new version, so they burn through the song faster.
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I could do it!
my brain finds odd times to inject that theme song into my life
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Sure buddy *winks*
Throws targeted ads at you and permabans you afterwards
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Especially with all the countries that no longer exist!
That's how you know they're old.
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Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?
Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?
A Newgrounds username and password?
What an ICQ number? Especially one that was only 6 digits. I'm so old and even ICQ is young.
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So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.
For those curious, the "off" means "off premises" (or something like that, they may use a different wording), so a license for a store that can sell alcohol that must be taken elsewhere to be consumed, i.e. a liquor store or package store. The inverse is an "On-License", a license to sell alcohol that may be consumed on premises, so things like bars, pubs, and restaurants.
