If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience
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"end me"?
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*puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*
*puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*
*Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn't work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*
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One "end me," please
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rare Pepe
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i mean most of these are parodying the 2009 pepsi logo so idk
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I like that diet rite is the only one that's not a parody
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I like that diet rite is the only one that's not a parody
that's because the existence of diet rite is parody enough itself
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One "end me," please
wrote last edited by [email protected]I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.
I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.
I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
Edit: Link
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*puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*
*puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*
*Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn't work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*
This feels like a borked version of SCP-294
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This feels like a borked version of SCP-294
It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
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It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
Between that and the killer soda machine from Maximum Overdrive.
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
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bepis is what apu sold in the kmart before he was murdered
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"end me"?
furiously pressing button
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I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.
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It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
ELI5 SCP
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
Mungus Du is the superior yellow drink
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It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
I once found a vending machine where I could pay for skittles, it wouldn't give them to me, I'd get a refund, then I'd pay for them again and get TWO SKITTLES. I keep that location to myself but it was a godsend.
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"end me"?
If you insist
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I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.
Right now, it’s your tomorrow
