If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience
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i mean most of these are parodying the 2009 pepsi logo so idk
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I like that diet rite is the only one that's not a parody
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I like that diet rite is the only one that's not a parody
that's because the existence of diet rite is parody enough itself
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One "end me," please
wrote last edited by [email protected]I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.
I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.
I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
Edit: Link
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*puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*
*puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*
*Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn't work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*
This feels like a borked version of SCP-294
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This feels like a borked version of SCP-294
It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
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It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
Between that and the killer soda machine from Maximum Overdrive.
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
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bepis is what apu sold in the kmart before he was murdered
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"end me"?
furiously pressing button
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I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.
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It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
ELI5 SCP
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
Mungus Du is the superior yellow drink
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It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.
I once found a vending machine where I could pay for skittles, it wouldn't give them to me, I'd get a refund, then I'd pay for them again and get TWO SKITTLES. I keep that location to myself but it was a godsend.
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"end me"?
If you insist
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I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.
Right now, it’s your tomorrow
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
You bastard!
You k*lled Ben!
Oh, Ben! Oh!
...And your babies.
Oh, oh... They're hatching.
They're orphans...
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ELI5 SCP
The SCP Foundation is a secret organization dedicated to securing, containing, and protecting various anomalous entities. The website is an archive of top secret documents including entries for each entity, called an SCP followed by a number, containing a practical name, detailed description, the effects of the anomaly, experiments performed, containment methods, pictures, etc. Objects can be anything, benign looking household items, monsters, seemingly normal humans, etc. There's nearly 5000 entries on the site. It's a pretty fun time sink if you're into short horror stories. Most of them only take a minute or two to read. There's also multiple games, most notably SCP Containment Breach and tons of spinoff material.
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The “pepe” being green is the tell
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