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    Life is unfair :3

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      But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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        According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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        According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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          If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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            According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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            Wouldn't 2 slices of pizza be a sandwich, like some kinds of cake based on that very real food law?

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              I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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              That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party

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                According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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                Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?

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                  You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

                  You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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                  Calzone

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                    I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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                      You have two pizze

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                        "Lasagnagna"

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                          If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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                          They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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                            Cause lassagna is just stacks

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                              If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                                According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                                Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                                  Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                                    music plays

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                                      I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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                                      Not the way I make my lasagnas.

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                                        According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                                        Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                                          You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

                                          You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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                                          Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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