Deep dish thought
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According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?
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You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
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I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
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You have two pizze
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"Lasagnagna"
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If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
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Cause lassagna is just stacks
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If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
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According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
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Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
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I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
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According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
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You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
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Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
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I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
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Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
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If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
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Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
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Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
