If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience
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*puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*
*puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*
*Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn't work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*
Change must come from within.
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So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Exactly, it literally says in Control's wiki, "inspired by paranormal stories about the fictional SCP Foundation." I didn't know the genre is now called "New Weird" though. I have some new authors to check out.
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So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?
Yep! But Control is based off SCP, not the other way around.
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Yep! But Control is based off SCP, not the other way around.
Oh I didn’t reckon it was even related, just meant the same flavor - but very very interested knowing control is based on SCP
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Exactly, it literally says in Control's wiki, "inspired by paranormal stories about the fictional SCP Foundation." I didn't know the genre is now called "New Weird" though. I have some new authors to check out.
Hype. Thanks so much! I’m going to have to dig a while.
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There’s a soda machine in seattle on the sidewalk of some random street not near any store, that someone stocks with random cans of whatever. Stuff I would have bet money doesn’t exist, sometimes. Never heard anyone mention it, but when I brought it up they were like “oh yeah that haunted vending machine.”
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They'll also never understand the pleasure of finding a dusty machine like this on a hot day after biking a long distance, putting in a quarter and being shocked when it works(!) and the sodas are ice cold.
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There’s a soda machine in seattle on the sidewalk of some random street not near any store, that someone stocks with random cans of whatever. Stuff I would have bet money doesn’t exist, sometimes. Never heard anyone mention it, but when I brought it up they were like “oh yeah that haunted vending machine.”
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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.
I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.
I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
Edit: Link
Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
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Shasta or get the fuck out.
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Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
Spike gets horny.
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
Hey guys, I found this dodgeball cannon! Let’s fire it up!
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ELI5 SCP
A creative writing project where the stories are all loosely based in a common universe where there is a secret organization protecting humanity from an evil force which manifests as a broad variety of different monsters.
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Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
That's what you get for feeding lemmings after midnight.
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I like that diet rite is the only one that's not a parody
Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.
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Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.
That's actually pretty incredible. I don't think I've seen a can since 1997
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that's because the existence of diet rite is parody enough itself
True. It was good tho
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'was'
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Allison Williams of Seattle Met also notes that the neighborhood of Capitol Hill now has a more corporate culture, and doubts whether the area is "still weird enough for a persistent enigma".
Gentrification strikes again.
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True. It was good tho
I think I single handedly killed it. I bought like seven two-liters a week for years, and I stopped last year when I switched to caffeine free diet bepis. Then Diet Rite gets cancelled. I'm sorry, guys!
I liked diet rite because it mixed well with various flavored syrups (Monin), especially vanilla and cherry.
