If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience
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There’s a soda machine in seattle on the sidewalk of some random street not near any store, that someone stocks with random cans of whatever. Stuff I would have bet money doesn’t exist, sometimes. Never heard anyone mention it, but when I brought it up they were like “oh yeah that haunted vending machine.”
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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.
I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.
I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
Edit: Link
Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
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Shasta or get the fuck out.
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Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
Spike gets horny.
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No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
Hey guys, I found this dodgeball cannon! Let’s fire it up!
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ELI5 SCP
A creative writing project where the stories are all loosely based in a common universe where there is a secret organization protecting humanity from an evil force which manifests as a broad variety of different monsters.
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Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
That's what you get for feeding lemmings after midnight.
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I like that diet rite is the only one that's not a parody
Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.
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Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.
That's actually pretty incredible. I don't think I've seen a can since 1997
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that's because the existence of diet rite is parody enough itself
True. It was good tho
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'was'
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Allison Williams of Seattle Met also notes that the neighborhood of Capitol Hill now has a more corporate culture, and doubts whether the area is "still weird enough for a persistent enigma".
Gentrification strikes again.
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True. It was good tho
I think I single handedly killed it. I bought like seven two-liters a week for years, and I stopped last year when I switched to caffeine free diet bepis. Then Diet Rite gets cancelled. I'm sorry, guys!
I liked diet rite because it mixed well with various flavored syrups (Monin), especially vanilla and cherry.
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I think I single handedly killed it. I bought like seven two-liters a week for years, and I stopped last year when I switched to caffeine free diet bepis. Then Diet Rite gets cancelled. I'm sorry, guys!
I liked diet rite because it mixed well with various flavored syrups (Monin), especially vanilla and cherry.
Damn. That's a lot of 2 liters. You drink water too though right?
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Damn. That's a lot of 2 liters. You drink water too though right?
Lots. Especially if you include the ice in the soda! But yeah. Usually six to eight cups additional. My fridge meters out filtered water by quarter cup increments, so I can keep good track of it.
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Lots. Especially if you include the ice in the soda! But yeah. Usually six to eight cups additional. My fridge meters out filtered water by quarter cup increments, so I can keep good track of it.
I hate ice in my soda. Takes up space that should be soda.
But I'm glad you get your water intake
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rare Pepe
Pepe milk ftw
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Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
Some people need a dommy mommy sometimes.
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Shasta or get the fuck out.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Agreed! I legit worked for SuperValu Corp back in the day for years on the soda desk and still would buy “off brands”! Shasta is still my jam to this day!! I am not trying to pay $10 for a damn pack of soda!
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There is an itch.io game inspired by it! Hated by Mastercard and VISA for minor gore.
https://neuroticfly.itch.io/interdimensional-vending-machine
