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HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron

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  • T [email protected]

    Name and shame! That sounds like a horrid experience.

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    Ah yes, shaming shameless corp always works

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      The only good thing about getting laid off is 1) you can at least collect unemployment 2) It's easier to get another job because you weren't simply fired

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      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        And then?

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        Oh I still got laid off, just later in the day.

        I think it messed with their plans to lock me out of everything after the meeting. Must be logistically challenging lining up all those layoff meetings. 🙄

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        • T [email protected]

          Ah yes, shaming shameless corp always works

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          Might save someone else a similar experience.

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          • M [email protected]

            Great story on how you handled it. And totally agree with you on the IT guy. What a douche that he just couldn't give you a heads up.

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            the insulting thing out of it is I paid for his beers! he KNEW I was getting laid off and didn't say "hey...maybe I should be paying for these" nope, gladly accepted my money. He tried to contact me after the fact and I just blocked him.

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            • W [email protected]

              Christ... And people rail against claims that there's sexism in [any_industry]

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              OBJECTION!

              Men can be hot too.

              Furthermore, I don't know if @[email protected] is a man or a woman neither do I know their sexual orientation.

              So my comment was pervy, but not sexist. I deny the allegation!

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              • M [email protected]

                The only good thing about getting laid off is 1) you can at least collect unemployment 2) It's easier to get another job because you weren't simply fired

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                #78

                The best thing about getting laid off is still getting paid but not having to go to work.

                Having responsibility that they don't want you to abuse, and having a robust social net that requires employers to pay out an employee for a specified time (mine was 3 month) is amazing. (Go Belgium)

                A full 3 months of vacation and plenty of time to look for other jobs.

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                • C [email protected]

                  CANT YOU SEE HOW FREE WE ARE?!

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                  Free to die you mean?

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                  • luccus@feddit.orgL [email protected]

                    Damn Europoors hating their (HR departments') freedoms.

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                    They are free to fire anyone they like. They are however not free to ruin peoples lives.

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                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      OBJECTION!

                      Men can be hot too.

                      Furthermore, I don't know if @[email protected] is a man or a woman neither do I know their sexual orientation.

                      So my comment was pervy, but not sexist. I deny the allegation!

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                      Overruled.
                      Sexism isn't gender-restricted, reducing either gender to a sex object is sexist behavior.

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                      • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                        It probably reduces the chance of male workers telling them to fuck off. Or the higher ups hire those so they can sexually harass them

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                        Or take them to a Coldplay concert.

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                        • W [email protected]

                          Overruled.
                          Sexism isn't gender-restricted, reducing either gender to a sex object is sexist behavior.

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                          You can't overrule me. You're accuser, not a judge.

                          This is why I don't like to roleplay with you. 😣

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            You can't overrule me. You're accuser, not a judge.

                            This is why I don't like to roleplay with you. 😣

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                            Neat, you gonna address the faulty premise of your position or just keep transparently deflecting with... whatever this cringe is.

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                            • M [email protected]

                              The only good thing about getting laid off is 1) you can at least collect unemployment 2) It's easier to get another job because you weren't simply fired

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                              What's the difference between being laid off and being fired?

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                                What's the difference between being laid off and being fired?

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                                You can't collect unemployment if you get fired.

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                                  Ready to be laid off, i can feel it coming considering the economy feels like its on stilts and my company scrapping the bottom of the barrel for projects to work on.

                                  I don't own anything and don't have anybody.

                                  Prepared for my NEET life.

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                                    Sometimes you can even see it through the telephone

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                                      That HR lady is totally breedable.

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                                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        OBJECTION!

                                        Men can be hot too.

                                        Furthermore, I don't know if @[email protected] is a man or a woman neither do I know their sexual orientation.

                                        So my comment was pervy, but not sexist. I deny the allegation!

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                                        You can be sexist to both women and men.

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                                        • W [email protected]

                                          The two or three juniors they'll eventually have to hire to do the job

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                                          Which turns out to be a ton more costly than just paying the employees raise.

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