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HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron

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  • M [email protected]

    The only good thing about getting laid off is 1) you can at least collect unemployment 2) It's easier to get another job because you weren't simply fired

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    #78

    The best thing about getting laid off is still getting paid but not having to go to work.

    Having responsibility that they don't want you to abuse, and having a robust social net that requires employers to pay out an employee for a specified time (mine was 3 month) is amazing. (Go Belgium)

    A full 3 months of vacation and plenty of time to look for other jobs.

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    • C [email protected]

      CANT YOU SEE HOW FREE WE ARE?!

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      Free to die you mean?

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      • luccus@feddit.orgL [email protected]

        Damn Europoors hating their (HR departments') freedoms.

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        They are free to fire anyone they like. They are however not free to ruin peoples lives.

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          OBJECTION!

          Men can be hot too.

          Furthermore, I don't know if @[email protected] is a man or a woman neither do I know their sexual orientation.

          So my comment was pervy, but not sexist. I deny the allegation!

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          Overruled.
          Sexism isn't gender-restricted, reducing either gender to a sex object is sexist behavior.

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          • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

            It probably reduces the chance of male workers telling them to fuck off. Or the higher ups hire those so they can sexually harass them

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            Or take them to a Coldplay concert.

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            • W [email protected]

              Overruled.
              Sexism isn't gender-restricted, reducing either gender to a sex object is sexist behavior.

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              You can't overrule me. You're accuser, not a judge.

              This is why I don't like to roleplay with you. 😣

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              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                You can't overrule me. You're accuser, not a judge.

                This is why I don't like to roleplay with you. 😣

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                #84

                Neat, you gonna address the faulty premise of your position or just keep transparently deflecting with... whatever this cringe is.

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                • M [email protected]

                  The only good thing about getting laid off is 1) you can at least collect unemployment 2) It's easier to get another job because you weren't simply fired

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                  What's the difference between being laid off and being fired?

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                    What's the difference between being laid off and being fired?

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                    You can't collect unemployment if you get fired.

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                    • M [email protected]
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                      Ready to be laid off, i can feel it coming considering the economy feels like its on stilts and my company scrapping the bottom of the barrel for projects to work on.

                      I don't own anything and don't have anybody.

                      Prepared for my NEET life.

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                        Sometimes you can even see it through the telephone

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                          That HR lady is totally breedable.

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            OBJECTION!

                            Men can be hot too.

                            Furthermore, I don't know if @[email protected] is a man or a woman neither do I know their sexual orientation.

                            So my comment was pervy, but not sexist. I deny the allegation!

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                            You can be sexist to both women and men.

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                            • W [email protected]

                              The two or three juniors they'll eventually have to hire to do the job

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                              Which turns out to be a ton more costly than just paying the employees raise.

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                              • M [email protected]

                                You can't collect unemployment if you get fired.

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                                Yeah you can. You forfeit UI if you quit voluntarily. You’d only lose it if you got fired for doing something illegal, I think

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                                  HR lady once spit a whole ass pack of lies about my work performance, and had cut off my email access so I couldn’t prove her wrong, which would have been trivially easy. Realized before I spoke up that if the HR director is lying this bad, there’s no reason to even try to ā€œproveā€ I’m right, just a really toxic company.

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                                    You can be sexist to both women and men.

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                                    Nice. Equality at last. šŸ˜…

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      This is why I have so far refused to be a people manager. I'm not going to be able to emotionally handle laying someone off.

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                                      Same, I couldn't take it. It's hard to be in that position without feeling like a traitor.

                                      Actually both times I got laid off my managers took the day off to hide while HR did their wetwork, only reaching out later to gush about how bad they felt.

                                      Kind of cowardly tbh, but I get it—that's why we aren't managers.

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        Yeah you can. You forfeit UI if you quit voluntarily. You’d only lose it if you got fired for doing something illegal, I think

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                                        That's my understanding too.

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                                        • Y [email protected]

                                          Can't they just file a police report suggesting you stole it? It's the government's job then and since the police barely have to investigate anything they are sure to actually do something. That's a quick way to get a search warrant filed.

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                                          No, at least not in the US. It does not meet the legal definition of theft because (I believe) the property was initially acquired legally.

                                          Otherwise, the police would be doing repo for things like delinquent car loans, which is dystopian corporate hellscape stuff.

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