A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you're forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
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Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
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What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it's been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
St. Peter: "Smoking or non-smoking?"
You: "Uh... Smoking!"
is sent to Hell
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Not if you are reincarnated as a jellyfish
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Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
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Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
I don't know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
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I don't know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
Will you be using it?
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No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Also, theyre all the kind of virgin whos way better at video games than you.
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St. Peter: "Smoking or non-smoking?"
You: "Uh... Smoking!"
is sent to Hell
Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That's pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.
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Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.
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Do you believe in sex after life after love?
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With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
Sounds good, which onlyfans page does your god run?
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Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a "material thing" that you won't need in heaven.
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Some times you just have to crack open a cold one
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Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a "material thing" that you won't need in heaven.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Is there horniness in Heaven? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you're more at peace and that includes not having some basic bodily needs/itches. Are there videogames in Heaven?!
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Sex is uniative and procreative.
Paradise is already both those things. There would be no need for more.
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I've heard in hindu mythology, virtuous men can spend time in heaven with apsaras (beautiful heavenly women). not sure if that means sex. also no idea what is there for gay men or straight women. probably they go to hell.
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Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
Can't believe I have to die to get laid
