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    if you seen agave and aloe blooming, its because they are in the same orders, thts why thier blooms looks giant asparagus shoots.

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      Wtf no way this is real

      EDIT: whoa

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      and these are all related to cabbages, cauliflowers, broccoli too, they come from the same species.

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        I just need to know if you’ve given properly sautéed asparagus in olive oil and garlic a chance. If you’re basing this on mom’s boiled mush you need to give it a second chance.

        Also I personally find it funny when I get to piss stinky piss. Like farts for my dick!

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        Have you thought about getting a urinary tract infection? They make your urine smell extra funny!

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          And here I always thought they grew like tiny cabbages

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          they are cultivars of the same species. cabbages, broccili, cauliflowers, brussel sprouts,,,etc. Brassica oleracea, also includes kale and collard greens

          bok choi, napa cabbages are from a related species, similar bred.

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            I see your brussels sprouts and raise you pineapples:

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            and they are primitive versions of grasses, POALES.

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              Fuck. Im in a hot area but not zone 10-12 hot.

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              They may do best there, but I think there is wiggle room, at least for small scale cultivation.

              My dad used to grow them in 9a and they grew pretty well. But they need to be covered up or brought in overnight if it's going to get too cold.

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                I've seen markets sell brussels sprouts on the stalk but I didn't know it had leaves.

                I figured the leaves were the brussels sprouts,

                Thanks for the info.

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                they are buds of the flowering part. we eat the flowering parts mostly, like broccoli, cauliflower.

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                  Not even another branch - it's the same exact species, just a different cultivar

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                  selected for increased leaf growth over the flowers.

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                    I raise you brussels sprouts:

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                    You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.

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                      Don't google what Hans Asparagus did to disabled kids!

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                        Don't google what Hans Asparagus did to disabled kids!

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                        And don't look up his friend, Pauli Broccoli. I've heard he's even worse.

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                          I'll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

                          Cashew fruit

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                          Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

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                            I even traveled all the way to brussels to get them just for this prank.

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                            Brussels can only be called brussels if they're from the brussels region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling wine

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                              if you seen agave and aloe blooming, its because they are in the same orders, thts why thier blooms looks giant asparagus shoots.

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                              Asperagus blooming:

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                                Asperger = asparagus brings me happy memories of fooling around with this therms, I'm asparagus.

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                                  If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

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                                    If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

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                                    White gold

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                                      You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.

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                                      Yea I've only seen them once though. Usually they are sold pretrimmed in a bag, in the US at least.

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                                        Everything's brassica!

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                                        Unless it's Solanaceae!
                                        (Potatoes, tomatoes, bell peppers, chilis, aubergines, tobacco.)

                                        It's wild how much of our produce belong to those two families.

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                                          4 years isn't it? I looked into it back in the 90s, decided hell no. LOL, it was suggested to dig a 4' deep trench to plant them.

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                                          They grew wild up and down the ditch next to my dadas house when I was a kid - as weird to see just tons of asparagus every year

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