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    Don't google what Hans Asparagus did to disabled kids!

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    And don't look up his friend, Pauli Broccoli. I've heard he's even worse.

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    • O [email protected]

      I'll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

      Cashew fruit

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      Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

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        I even traveled all the way to brussels to get them just for this prank.

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        Brussels can only be called brussels if they're from the brussels region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling wine

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          if you seen agave and aloe blooming, its because they are in the same orders, thts why thier blooms looks giant asparagus shoots.

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          Asperagus blooming:

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            Asperger = asparagus brings me happy memories of fooling around with this therms, I'm asparagus.

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              If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

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              • akasazh@feddit.nlA [email protected]

                If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

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                White gold

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                  You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.

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                  Yea I've only seen them once though. Usually they are sold pretrimmed in a bag, in the US at least.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Everything's brassica!

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                    Unless it's Solanaceae!
                    (Potatoes, tomatoes, bell peppers, chilis, aubergines, tobacco.)

                    It's wild how much of our produce belong to those two families.

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                      4 years isn't it? I looked into it back in the 90s, decided hell no. LOL, it was suggested to dig a 4' deep trench to plant them.

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                      They grew wild up and down the ditch next to my dadas house when I was a kid - as weird to see just tons of asparagus every year

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                        they are buds of the flowering part. we eat the flowering parts mostly, like broccoli, cauliflower.

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                        I should find out how this stuff grows. I have no idea how broccoli and cauliflower grow.

                        Thanks for the info.

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                          I raise you brussels sprouts:

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                          Peanuts:

                          Yes, they grow underground like potatoes.

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                            White gold

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                            The only way I've seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.

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                              Asperger = asparagus brings me happy memories of fooling around with this therms, I'm asparagus.

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                              Somewhat related story; my middle name is Peter, and I had seemingly misheard it, as for the first 6 years of my life I thought my middle name was pizza.

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                              • akasazh@feddit.nlA [email protected]

                                If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

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                                Why would you want them to remain white?

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                                  The only way I've seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.

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                                  Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good.

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                                    Why would you want them to remain white?

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                                    Because they are delicious that way!

                                    Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good. It's called 'white gold'in the Netherlands.

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                                      I've never understood this meme. Like what did you expect them to look like, and why is this apparently alarming?

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                                        The only way I've seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.

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                                        But pickled asparagus is delicious!

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                                          Why would you want them to remain white?

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                                          because racism

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