Is It Time Yet?
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Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.
Enhance your calm Satan.
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And here I am trying to maintain a BAC in the 0.129-0.138% range like a chump.
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Don't Google that
I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.
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Wait, why?
Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.
Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?
Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?
To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.
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To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.
Big butt plug, eh?
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And here I am trying to maintain a BAC in the 0.129-0.138% range like a chump.
Respect the Ballmer curve...
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That's how kde, mozilla, gnome, librewolf, matrix, etc devs are working and proud of it.
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It vibrates when you have a bug
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I usually hit the bottle, but I'm not about to criticize whatever works for you. If rubber duck debugging has been scientifically proven to work, I don't see any valid argument against coding socks or smooth legs. Besides, those two things go together like insurance companies and arson or AI server farms and power supply cable cutting.
A match made in heaven, in other words.
rubber dick debugging?
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Big butt plug, eh?
Got u fam
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Got u fam
Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.
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I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.
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Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.
Good fucking lord. I'll say one thing, I didn't realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn't he?
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It vibrates when you have a bug
Or when cargo-mommy decides you have been a good programmer and needs to give you a reward
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I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.
I need goatse.
It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.
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I need goatse.
It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.
Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.
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It vibrates when you have a bug
Tries to compile windows, dies of sexual exhaustion.
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To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.
This must be scientifically tested!
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Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.
So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up
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To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.
Another reason to get a butt plug
