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Is It Time Yet?

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    To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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    Big butt plug, eh?

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    • morphit@feddit.ukM [email protected]

      And here I am trying to maintain a BAC in the 0.129-0.138% range like a chump.

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      Respect the Ballmer curve...

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        That's how kde, mozilla, gnome, librewolf, matrix, etc devs are working and proud of it.

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          It vibrates when you have a bug

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          • xxce2aab@feddit.dkX [email protected]

            I usually hit the bottle, but I'm not about to criticize whatever works for you. If rubber duck debugging has been scientifically proven to work, I don't see any valid argument against coding socks or smooth legs. Besides, those two things go together like insurance companies and arson or AI server farms and power supply cable cutting.

            A match made in heaven, in other words.

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            rubber dick debugging?

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            • H [email protected]

              Big butt plug, eh?

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              Got u fam

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                Got u fam

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                Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.

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                • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

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                  Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

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                    Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

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                    Good fucking lord. I'll say one thing, I didn't realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn't he?

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                      It vibrates when you have a bug

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                      Or when cargo-mommy decides you have been a good programmer and needs to give you a reward

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                      • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

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                        I need goatse.

                        It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

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                        • isokiero@sopuli.xyzI [email protected]

                          I need goatse.

                          It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

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                          Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

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                            It vibrates when you have a bug

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                            Tries to compile windows, dies of sexual exhaustion.

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                            • B [email protected]

                              To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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                              This must be scientifically tested!

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                              • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

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                                So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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                                  Another reason to get a butt plug

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                                    To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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                                    in the pocket of big butt plug.

                                    That isn't a pocket

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                                      Yeah, sure, but what about the guy who sits around in his underwear and shirt, sometimes without, wearing glasses, drinking tea or even water because he prefers not to drink soda or energy drinks, and spends his days programming, looking like some kind of scruffy maniac? Just like a character from South Park.

                                      This is a real man.

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                                      • V [email protected]

                                        So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

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                                        It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

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                                          in the pocket of big butt plug.

                                          That isn't a pocket

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                                          Prison pocket.

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