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  • K [email protected]

    Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

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    Good fucking lord. I'll say one thing, I didn't realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn't he?

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      It vibrates when you have a bug

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      Or when cargo-mommy decides you have been a good programmer and needs to give you a reward

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      • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

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        I need goatse.

        It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

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        • isokiero@sopuli.xyzI [email protected]

          I need goatse.

          It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

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          Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

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            It vibrates when you have a bug

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            Tries to compile windows, dies of sexual exhaustion.

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            • B [email protected]

              To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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              This must be scientifically tested!

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              • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

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                So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

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                  To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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                  Another reason to get a butt plug

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                    To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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                    in the pocket of big butt plug.

                    That isn't a pocket

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                      Yeah, sure, but what about the guy who sits around in his underwear and shirt, sometimes without, wearing glasses, drinking tea or even water because he prefers not to drink soda or energy drinks, and spends his days programming, looking like some kind of scruffy maniac? Just like a character from South Park.

                      This is a real man.

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                      • V [email protected]

                        So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

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                        It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

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                          in the pocket of big butt plug.

                          That isn't a pocket

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                          Prison pocket.

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                            So that's why a lot of genAI company logo looks like buttholes...

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                            • tomcatt360@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

                              Don't Google that

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                              It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

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                                Wait, why?

                                Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

                                Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

                                Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

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                                I'm autistic and way too much into anal, it feels stimmy (in a sexy way), although I'm not into the tight high socks. Body hair only works somewhat as a swamp cooler, which is dependent on sweat and external wetness with the former barely working, so even if I'm a cis men, I would rather not have this much hair on me (sensory nightmare, clothes pull it out from my skin, etc.).

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                                  https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks

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                                  • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

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                                    Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

                                    goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Yeah, sure, but what about the guy who sits around in his underwear and shirt, sometimes without, wearing glasses, drinking tea or even water because he prefers not to drink soda or energy drinks, and spends his days programming, looking like some kind of scruffy maniac? Just like a character from South Park.

                                      This is a real man.

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                                      Alright now let’s all be careful about who we’re describing. I just haven’t gotten a haircut in a while…

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                                        Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.

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                                        Yeah how did they come up with that name?

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                                        • Z [email protected]

                                          It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

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                                          Whether it's for me or not, the people still need to be warned. Thank you for your input

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