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They took our free break!

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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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    Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.

    I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

      You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.

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      Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.

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        Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.

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        I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.

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        • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

          I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.

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          Clearly you have better colorectal than ophthalmologic health.

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          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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            Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.

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              I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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              GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

              This is not a fun break time.

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                Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

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                This cracked me up way more than it should have.

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                • soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                  The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.

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                  Everything you create with company resources is owned by the company.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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                    The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can't even fathom other people not being like them.

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                    • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                      The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can't even fathom other people not being like them.

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                      Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence...?

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                      • ripandterror@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                        I'm just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

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                        Butters style.

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                          GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

                          This is not a fun break time.

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                          Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

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                            Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

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                            I was making the concern more explicit and personal. Not to worry.

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