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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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    I'd just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message

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      Of course, I'm an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.

      Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.

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      You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.

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        #99

        Weeeeeeellll

        I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go

        Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I'm all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.

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          Shit on the floor

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          Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

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            Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.

            I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.

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              #102

              I'm just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

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              • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

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                I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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                  I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don't care who's claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.

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                  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                    Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.

                    I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!

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                    • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                      You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.

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                      Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.

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                        Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.

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                        I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.

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                        • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                          I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.

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                          Clearly you have better colorectal than ophthalmologic health.

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                          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                            Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.

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                              I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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                              GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

                              This is not a fun break time.

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                                Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

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                                This cracked me up way more than it should have.

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                                • soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                                  The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.

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                                  Everything you create with company resources is owned by the company.

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                                    I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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                                    The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can't even fathom other people not being like them.

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                                    • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                      The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can't even fathom other people not being like them.

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                                      Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence...?

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                                      • ripandterror@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                                        I'm just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

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                                        Butters style.

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                                          GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

                                          This is not a fun break time.

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                                          Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

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