They took our free break!
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I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I've never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don't make a mess.
Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths
Edit 2: Maybe it happened once (NSFW): https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious
who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths
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Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.
Reminds me of the detective from the wire that "accidentally" fell down the stairs so he can retire early.
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bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.
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Don't hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.
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who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths
wikipedia editors
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I'd just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message
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Of course, I'm an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
wrote last edited by [email protected]You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
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Weeeeeeellll
I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go
Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I'm all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.
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Shit on the floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur?
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Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
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I'm just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style
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you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.
I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options
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I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don't care who's claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.
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Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.
I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!
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You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.
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Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.
I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.
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I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.
Clearly you have better colorectal than ophthalmologic health.
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Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.
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I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options
GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.
This is not a fun break time.
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Everybody walk the Dinosaur?
This cracked me up way more than it should have.
