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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

    GTFO to be fair how about the shareholders get the paternalism toilets in their houses too

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    I wasn't defending them. Just stating a fact. No need to be rude.

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      "We're a family here"

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        I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers

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          Do this in protest:

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            I wasn't defending them. Just stating a fact. No need to be rude.

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            Trying to be fair on behalf of the employer is not merely a fact and it is defending them.

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            • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

              Trying to be fair on behalf of the employer is not merely a fact and it is defending them.

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              I was stating a factual health concern, dude. Get hemorrhoids or just stand in the toilet while surfing on Lemmy, I don't care. You're trying way too hard to pick a fight with me. I'm sure YOUR boss isn't having to deal with that, is he?

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                Upper decker coming right up.

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                  I was stating a factual health concern, dude. Get hemorrhoids or just stand in the toilet while surfing on Lemmy, I don't care. You're trying way too hard to pick a fight with me. I'm sure YOUR boss isn't having to deal with that, is he?

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                  Bullshit that's "concern" trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody's health and you're speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That's a real bad look bro.

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                    Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.

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                      you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

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                      • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.

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                        Wedge door stop would probably work also

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                          To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.

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                          Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.

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                          • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                            Bullshit that's "concern" trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody's health and you're speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That's a real bad look bro.

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                            Of course, I'm an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.

                            Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.

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                              Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.

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                              I'm also learning this the hard way. Aging sucks. But I'll hush now or I'll trigger u/explodicle

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                              • joel_feila@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                                I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers

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                                Hus has Crohn's. That's covered by the ADA for now. Anyone with an IBD should join that lawsuit.

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                                  Do this in protest:

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                                  I'm not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don't.

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                                    I'm not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don't.

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                                    I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I've never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don't make a mess.

                                    Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths

                                    Edit 2: Maybe it happened once (NSFW): https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious

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                                      If I'm suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.

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                                        Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?

                                        Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.

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                                        I was thinking more like minor head wound that would bleed profusely and provide some good images. But I can see that you are the type to commit 110%, so I am sorry for the confusion.

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                                          Shit on the floor

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