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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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    Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?

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      I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.

      I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there's a legal remedy.

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        I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.

        I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there's a legal remedy.

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        You have to get a doctors note and then they let you use the disabled toilet.

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          "oh that? Yeah that's my poopin' wedge, wanna take her for a spin?"

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          No no, Bobby, on the top, next to the mouse. Yeah that's where I put it, so that's where I want it back okay? Try and get it all off next time. And eat less dude! It helps reduce spatter.

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            Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?

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            Sometimes the crossword is a tricky one

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            • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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              I think I first saw this a decade ago.

              Edit: And in that decade, not even a single post about those toilets being installed anywhere. Not one peep.

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              • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                GTFO to be fair how about the shareholders get the paternalism toilets in their houses too

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                I wasn't defending them. Just stating a fact. No need to be rude.

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                  "We're a family here"

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                    I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers

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                    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                      Do this in protest:

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                        I wasn't defending them. Just stating a fact. No need to be rude.

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                        Trying to be fair on behalf of the employer is not merely a fact and it is defending them.

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                        • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                          Trying to be fair on behalf of the employer is not merely a fact and it is defending them.

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                          I was stating a factual health concern, dude. Get hemorrhoids or just stand in the toilet while surfing on Lemmy, I don't care. You're trying way too hard to pick a fight with me. I'm sure YOUR boss isn't having to deal with that, is he?

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                            Upper decker coming right up.

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                              I was stating a factual health concern, dude. Get hemorrhoids or just stand in the toilet while surfing on Lemmy, I don't care. You're trying way too hard to pick a fight with me. I'm sure YOUR boss isn't having to deal with that, is he?

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                              Bullshit that's "concern" trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody's health and you're speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That's a real bad look bro.

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                                Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.

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                                  you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

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                                  • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                    Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.

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                                    Wedge door stop would probably work also

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                                      To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.

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                                      Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.

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                                      • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                        Bullshit that's "concern" trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody's health and you're speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That's a real bad look bro.

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                                        Of course, I'm an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.

                                        Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.

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                                          Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.

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                                          I'm also learning this the hard way. Aging sucks. But I'll hush now or I'll trigger u/explodicle

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