They took our free break!
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Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.
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you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.
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Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
Wedge door stop would probably work also
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To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.
Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.
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Bullshit that's "concern" trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody's health and you're speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That's a real bad look bro.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Of course, I'm an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
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Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.
I'm also learning this the hard way. Aging sucks. But I'll hush now or I'll trigger u/explodicle
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I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers
Hus has Crohn's. That's covered by the ADA for now. Anyone with an IBD should join that lawsuit.
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Do this in protest:
I'm not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don't.
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I'm not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don't.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I've never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don't make a mess.
Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths
Edit 2: Maybe it happened once (NSFW): https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious
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If I'm suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.
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Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.
I was thinking more like minor head wound that would bleed profusely and provide some good images. But I can see that you are the type to commit 110%, so I am sorry for the confusion.
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Shit on the floor
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I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I've never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don't make a mess.
Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths
Edit 2: Maybe it happened once (NSFW): https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious
who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths
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Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.
Reminds me of the detective from the wire that "accidentally" fell down the stairs so he can retire early.
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bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.
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Don't hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.
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who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths
wikipedia editors
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I'd just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message
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Of course, I'm an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
wrote last edited by [email protected]You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
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Weeeeeeellll
I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go
Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I'm all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.
