Well oiled machine

[mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz]

normally i poop every 3 days, but with enough coffee i can poop almost every day

[affenlehrer@feddit.org]

Bristol sool scale. I like scale 3 or 4 poops the most.

[i_fart_glitter@lemmy.world]

[a_union_of_kobolds@lemmy.world]

Just like... zero effort, satisfying, wipes clean. A pleasant shit.

I used to be a raging alcoholic so I appreciate it when my body functions normally, what can I say

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

it's the strength of coffee. you're using too much.

I have a single cup drip maker. I used to put 3-4 spoonfuls in the filter. always shit myself, every day.

I had to cut back for health reasons, and now I use a single spoonful. no more forceful poops. you get used to losing some richness, but it does come back as you drink more over time.

[eldenlord@lemmy.world]

It‘s a trap! When you stop drinking coffee you likely can‘t reliably shit anymore each morning and have to go somewhere that isn‘t home [shudders]

I get instantly exhausted from caffeine since some time so I stopped consuming anyway

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

I quit coffee and caffeine about ten years ago. Now I can't get a quality shit. Stay addicted friends.

[ayyy@sh.itjust.works]

Holy shit eat a vegetable.

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

I eat vegetables. Not much fruit. Too many calories.

[devfuuu@lemmy.world]

It most definitely has.