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    wdym "excellent shit"?

    does shit have quality values now?

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    I can definitely think of an unpleasant shit, so...yes?

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      Me normally: has one excellent shit first thing every morning

      Me after coffee: yeah its gonna be 3 or 4 trips

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      normally i poop every 3 days, but with enough coffee i can poop almost every day

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        wdym "excellent shit"?

        does shit have quality values now?

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        Bristol sool scale. I like scale 3 or 4 poops the most.

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          Bristol sool scale. I like scale 3 or 4 poops the most.

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            wdym "excellent shit"?

            does shit have quality values now?

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            Just like... zero effort, satisfying, wipes clean. A pleasant shit.

            I used to be a raging alcoholic so I appreciate it when my body functions normally, what can I say

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            • urheber@discuss.tchncs.deU [email protected]

              What do they put in that stuff!??

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              it's the strength of coffee. you're using too much.

              I have a single cup drip maker. I used to put 3-4 spoonfuls in the filter. always shit myself, every day.

              I had to cut back for health reasons, and now I use a single spoonful. no more forceful poops. you get used to losing some richness, but it does come back as you drink more over time.

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                It‘s a trap! When you stop drinking coffee you likely can‘t reliably shit anymore each morning and have to go somewhere that isn‘t home [shudders]

                I get instantly exhausted from caffeine since some time so I stopped consuming anyway

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                  It‘s a trap! When you stop drinking coffee you likely can‘t reliably shit anymore each morning and have to go somewhere that isn‘t home [shudders]

                  I get instantly exhausted from caffeine since some time so I stopped consuming anyway

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                  I quit coffee and caffeine about ten years ago. Now I can't get a quality shit. Stay addicted friends.

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                    I quit coffee and caffeine about ten years ago. Now I can't get a quality shit. Stay addicted friends.

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                    Holy shit eat a vegetable.

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                      Holy shit eat a vegetable.

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                      I eat vegetables. Not much fruit. Too many calories.

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                        wdym "excellent shit"?

                        does shit have quality values now?

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                        It most definitely has.

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