We need to Talk
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dafug did I just read ??????????
An excerpt from The Lusty Argonian Maid.
One of the finest pieces of literature to ever come from Bethesda Softworks.
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dafug did I just read ??????????
The Lusty Argonian Maid. Smut books found in the game Skyrim.
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I feel like life has taught me that this all has to be a simulation. It's too rediculous to be real.
I know it’s a fucking cartoon, but I sincerely believe we are NPCs (at least I am) in Roy: A Life Well Lived.
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The Lusty Argonian Maid. Smut books found in the game Skyrim.
Skyrim
That really changes the visuals now doesn’t it?
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My favorite will always be Colonel Jack O’Neill (with two L’s)
~There’s another Colonel O’Neil with only one L. He has no sense of humor at all.~
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The Lusty Argonian Maid. Smut books found in the game Skyrim.
It predates Skyrim. You have to interact with the author in Morrowind and shockingly the dude's a rapist
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Warm rocks for all!
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It predates Skyrim. You have to interact with the author in Morrowind and shockingly the dude's a rapist
Damn. I don’t remember that, but it’s been a long time since I’ve played Morrowind.
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I know it’s a fucking cartoon, but I sincerely believe we are NPCs (at least I am) in Roy: A Life Well Lived.
You're actually a piece of Morty.
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I'd read it
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As they say, the fight is over when you get them to laugh.
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Damn. I don’t remember that, but it’s been a long time since I’ve played Morrowind.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah they're written by Crassius Curio (totally not self inserting themselves as Crantius Colto). Take a look at the dialogue section: https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Crassius_Curio
It's openly known in house Hlaalu, too. Other members warn you but turn their heads to it.
Edit to add: Argonians in Morrowind are mostly slaves. This guy is likely fantasizing about being a slave owner and taking advantage of an argonian slave
