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Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?

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  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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    Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

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      It's called "beyond beef".

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        Fat-hen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenopodium_album

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          Not if you squash it.

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            Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than 'beef' anyway, in the context of an argument.

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            • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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              Hey man! I have a tofu with you!

              Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.

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              • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than 'beef' anyway, in the context of an argument.

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                I’m going to beet you up.

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                  I’m going to beet you up.

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                  Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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                    Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

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                    They oughta chard things out

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                      Can I add this?

                      Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                        Can I add this?

                        Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                        Huh really? I think they're alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn

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                          A to-fued

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                            "Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though"

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                              It's a "You won't believe it's not beef"

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                                Can I add this?

                                Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                                Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain't it.

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                                  Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than 'beef' anyway, in the context of an argument.

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                                  I can’t believe it’s not beef

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                                    you put "p" at the front like in pleather.

                                    pbeef (peef)

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                                      Can I add this?

                                      Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                                      As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I've been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They're just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan's taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub's unwashed ass.

                                      It's so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They're very good, all on their own!

                                      The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It's like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.

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                                        Can I add this?

                                        Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                                        I've had a couple of Burger King's 'Impossible' burgers. They're not terrible. I've had actual beef burgers that were worse.

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                                          You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
                                          That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

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                                          I don’t trust you

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