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Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?

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  • M [email protected]

    Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

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    They oughta chard things out

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      Can I add this?

      Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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        Can I add this?

        Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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        Huh really? I think they're alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn

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          A to-fued

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          • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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            "Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though"

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              It's a "You won't believe it's not beef"

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                Can I add this?

                Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain't it.

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                • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than 'beef' anyway, in the context of an argument.

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                  I can’t believe it’s not beef

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                    you put "p" at the front like in pleather.

                    pbeef (peef)

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Can I add this?

                      Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                      As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I've been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They're just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan's taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub's unwashed ass.

                      It's so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They're very good, all on their own!

                      The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It's like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.

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                        Can I add this?

                        Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                        I've had a couple of Burger King's 'Impossible' burgers. They're not terrible. I've had actual beef burgers that were worse.

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                        • A [email protected]

                          You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
                          That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

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                          I don’t trust you

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                            you put "p" at the front like in pleather.

                            pbeef (peef)

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                            It's like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.

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                              Can I add this?

                              Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                              I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam "meat" they try to pass off.

                              It's a better bet than the "beef" at a cheap restaurant. The worst they can do is cook it badly.

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                                You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
                                That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

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                                She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she'll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh

                                (hello high school)

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                                • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  A man with a sign that reads, "Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?"

                                  Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.

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                                  argue mint

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                                    Can I add this?

                                    Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was... I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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                                    Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don't taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.

                                    Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.

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                                    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                      As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I've been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They're just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan's taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub's unwashed ass.

                                      It's so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They're very good, all on their own!

                                      The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It's like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.

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                                      Try soaked shredded wheat as a minced meat replacement in Chili con Carne. It's seriously good.

                                      Or falafel burgers with fried egg. That stuff is amazing if done right.

                                      Minced meat is a tasteless canvas in most dishes and it's often quite easy to replace with something else.

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                                      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                        As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I've been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They're just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan's taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub's unwashed ass.

                                        It's so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They're very good, all on their own!

                                        The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It's like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.

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                                        either your tastes are just really specific or the stuff you're tried is executed poorly, i think i've literally had one bad meat alternative and that was a mcdonald's burger which was like a dry flavourless vegetable patty.

                                        Anything based on soy/pea protein is at worst "okay", the texture is gonna be nice (at least to my tastes) and it's really just a matter of whether the seasoning is good. It's not particularly close to meat but it's definitely in the same category.

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                                          Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don't taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.

                                          Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.

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                                          i definitely find their vegan patties to taste worse than the beef patties, because the vegan patties are outright horrible. It's like they took an unflavoured bean patty, put it in a hydraulic press, then dehydrated it.

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