The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
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Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.
Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?
Needs more Kuzco.
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Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It's great security cameras just don't recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during covid it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.
Edit:Covid not civic
It must be really cool having natural camouflage. I'm jealous haha.
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... Esmeralda isn't a princess tho
OP forgot to capitalize the P.
To be included in the Disney Princess line, a character must be a protagonist or main supporting character in an animated theatrical film produced by a studio owned by The Walt Disney Company that is the first film in its franchise (thus excluding characters introduced in sequels, direct-to-video films and television series), must be human in her standard form and in general should be a princess by way of either marriage to a prince or through herself descending from a monarch or tribal chief. Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess
The list of official princesses kept changing over time, mainly because new characters were added to the list as new movies emerged. Still, three princesses were removed from it in 2005: Tinker Bell, Esmeralda, and Jane Porter. The reasons why they made the list in the first place are not entirely clear since they are neither main characters in their films nor do they have royal heritage.
[...] In Esmeralda's case, the reason was that the sales of The Hunchback of Notre Dame products were not going as Disney had hoped, and the character was not as popular with the audience.
https://movieweb.com/official-disney-princess-rules/
But as the reply said, Alice is not a Disney Princess nor a princess.
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I don't understand what you wrote. Please explain like I've not take a literature class since high school. (I read, but mostly for fun or computer tech information, which is also for fun.)
There is more to the story of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland than just a children's story. There are several podcasts and blog posts on this that are easy to find. The book is public domain and on Gutenberg.org. There are also several audio book reads of the original text on YT. It is considered the holotype or foremost representative book in the literary nonsense genre, (the book ends with all of wonderland being a dream).
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Nor Alice...
Yep, Alice is the only one on here (as far as I care to investigate) that has never been part of the Disney Princess brand. Jane and Esmeralda both used to be until 2005. See my reply to the comment you're replying to for more information if you're curious.
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Nah, it's the perfect example of why the median is a pathetic excuse of a statistical tool that is only used by those that wish to opress minorities
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the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.
medians supress minorities
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It must be really cool having natural camouflage. I'm jealous haha.
Camouflage implies that I blend in through matching the environment when in practice I'm basically just not particularly noticable unless I want to be. Though I don't know what's going on with cameras and my body heat, my best guess is that I somehow run counter to the training data for recognition since motion based ones track me fine and that my body naturally trends towards matching the current temperature for thermoregulation reasons.
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the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.
medians supress minorities
The median is a statistical fact that can be used by humans in both good and bad ways. Lots of data can be made to look lots of different ways in the hands of different people.
That's why teaching critical thinking (not just the skills but the importance and value) is paramount. People need to understand what they're looking at. Because sometimes you want the mean, other times you want the median, and if you can't even understand when you might want one or the other or both for different reasons then you can be led around by the nose with either.
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How old is Stitch?
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... Esmeralda isn't a princess tho
Or Belle or Jane.
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How old is Stitch?
Stitch is assigned male
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Jane is considered a disney princess ?
Who here forgot Disney even made Tarzan?
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Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don't recognize.
Not surprised its unrecognized. The movie is a hidden gem.
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Stitch is assigned male
Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question
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Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question
My guess is he's less than a year old in earth years. He was created and hatched from a capsule, much like we see in the TV series. Depending on when he was discovered and presented to the galactic federation, he could be days old, technically.
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There is more to the story of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland than just a children's story. There are several podcasts and blog posts on this that are easy to find. The book is public domain and on Gutenberg.org. There are also several audio book reads of the original text on YT. It is considered the holotype or foremost representative book in the literary nonsense genre, (the book ends with all of wonderland being a dream).
Thank you. I follow a tad better.
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Who here forgot Disney even made Tarzan?
Even knowing that Disney made Tarzan, Jane doesn't "feel" like a Disney princess.
You know who feels like a Disney princess but isn't ? Anastasia !
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the median person uses 0mg of meth a day, the mean person uses about 1.7mg per day.
medians supress minorities
that's actually funny. Keep it up, ignore the people that don't understand satire and downvote.
