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Checkmate Atheists!

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  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Hmmm

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    Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      "I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

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      I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

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      • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

        The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

        So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

        And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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        Incredibly based!

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        • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

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          Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

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            Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

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            i'm a prophet?

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            • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

              The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

              So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

              And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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              That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

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                And when he doesn't come back, send Boris. Let's just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

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                Lettuce not forget the other one.

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                • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  i'm a prophet?

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                  Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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                    Where have I been for the last 10 years?

                    Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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                      Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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                      As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

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                      • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

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                        But that's what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.

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                        • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                          she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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                          She was really good...to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
                          If you weren't one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

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                            idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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                              Where have I been for the last 10 years?

                              Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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                              Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                I'm holding it for Putin's grave

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                                  Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

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                                  Maybe a mosh pit?

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                                    Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                    I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

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                                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      Hmmm

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                                      So he should know.

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                                        That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

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                                        Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

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                                        • rvgamer06@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                                          Careful, you dropped an /s

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                                          but like, what even is the point of ragebaiting if you immediately back out of it

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