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Checkmate Atheists!

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  • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

    The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

    So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

    And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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    I second this

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    • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

      she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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      I don't think you actually believe that.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

        "I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

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        Hmmm

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Hmmm

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          Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

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          • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            "I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

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            I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

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            • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

              The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

              So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

              And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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              Incredibly based!

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              • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

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                Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

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                  Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

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                  i'm a prophet?

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                  • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                    The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

                    So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

                    And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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                    That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

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                      And when he doesn't come back, send Boris. Let's just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

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                      Lettuce not forget the other one.

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                      • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        i'm a prophet?

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                        Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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                          Where have I been for the last 10 years?

                          Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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                            Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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                            As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

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                              As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

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                              But that's what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.

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                                she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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                                She was really good...to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
                                If you weren't one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

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                                  idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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                                    Where have I been for the last 10 years?

                                    Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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                                    Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                      Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                      I'm holding it for Putin's grave

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                                        Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

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                                        Maybe a mosh pit?

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                                          Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                          I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

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