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From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg

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  • M [email protected]

    Grandson, listen close as I impart this important wisdom I've accumulated in my time

    Smoke weed everyday.

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    oh grandpa we have eyedrops now

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      Yeah thanks no. For years i thought snoop was one of the people not affected by using too many drugs for too long but it seems his brain has rotten after all.

      I should smoke less.

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      it's the money not the weed. if anything you should smoke more so you don't become that rich

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        aren't milly and meryl gay??

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          No.

          you people can't exist in public or stories because i made my kids stupid bigots, and seeing you might make them question that and make q lot more work for me if i want them to be as stupid and bigoted as i am

          I know this, because my grandma said this shit to me about literally this asshole. He made my shitty racist grandma half correct about her shitty racism.

          Edit: Fuck him with a three foot wide strap on that needs to be worn by two women who are making out in front of his grandkid.

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          Can confirm. My grandmother tried talking to me in the car once convincing me to be homophobic. She said they might "call me 'heterosexual'" Couldn't even find the right pejorative

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            Because no kid needs gender political flag waving in their cartoons.

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              But there's nothing wrong with fucking or doing drigs, and the perspn 'pointing out hypocrisy' didn't mention that hes a rapist

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              Conservatives THINK there's something wrong with that shit though. He's acting like someone who thinks there's something wrong with that shit, while still trying to cash in on that image

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                If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

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                If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.

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                • E [email protected]

                  Snoop dog, “murder was the case that they gave me”, album called doggy style, straight up gangster, legendary pothead, criminalized and still became a successful decent person who has released affirmation songs for kids recently. Doesn’t understand gays.

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                  Killing people is fine but you realize a ton of early hip-hop and West Coast rap was explicitly about not loving the homies, right? Even Superman didn't get a pass on Rapper's Delight...

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                    If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

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                    https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/snoop-dogg-trump-support-reason-crypto-b2687486.html

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                      “They probably adopted.” Not that hard.

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                      "Sooo do know your sister's adopted?, these bitches had to pay the government for that shit" easy

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                      • izzyj@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                        Can confirm. My grandmother tried talking to me in the car once convincing me to be homophobic. She said they might "call me 'heterosexual'" Couldn't even find the right pejorative

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                        I can think of plenty. Bur i expect you don't talk to her much any more.

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                          MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?

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                          • izzyj@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                            Conservatives THINK there's something wrong with that shit though. He's acting like someone who thinks there's something wrong with that shit, while still trying to cash in on that image

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                            And im saying we shouldnt validate that. Fuck them, they're wrong about basically everuthing, including being conservative.

                            Like the greek classics statuewank guys who dont want to see the original pain jobs or all the gay sex people had in front of them.

                            Like, if they can't compromise, cant consider us human, why pretend, why try to compromise with them? Just tell them its whatever compromise the left comes up with by ourselves, or the highway. I bet it would even work better politically.

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                              If they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to hear "I dunno, ask your Mom".

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                                If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

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                                Snoop Dogg sold out and lost his street cred in like 2005

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                                  the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers. he smoked so much weed it damaged his brain.

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                                    Every so-called edgy comic or musician from the 70s-00s have all either sold out or faded away.

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                                    they needed relevance, wha better way than shilling for right wingers who LOVE and die for drama.

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Why? He wasn't paid to say this stupid shit.

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                                      he was paid to play at trumps inaugaration.

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                                        Upvoting for awareness of what a snowflake Snoop is and in the hopes we can get past the “awww he and Martha Stewart are best buds” era.

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                                        i felt like his relationship with martha seemed too unnatural, its basically a white woman "im friends with a black guy, so im not racist" to the right winger base.

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          Yeah, he wasn't who I was looking to for political takes, lol. Now if I need someone to show me how to smoke 10 blunts, that's different.

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                                          a reason not to smoke excessively you mean.

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