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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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    'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

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    A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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      surprised it wasn't made with flavor
      -lead™

      "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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        Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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        Yeah.

        If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.

        But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.

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          One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.

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            A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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            literally taking ai is broad too

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              God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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                They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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                  I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

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                    It's just a less charming version of this

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                      Automatic butt ejector.

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                        "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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                        Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                          literally taking ai is broad too

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                          Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded "artificial intelligence".

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                            surprised it wasn't made with flavor
                            -lead™

                            "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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                            I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                              Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                                I’d hit that

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                                  Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                                  Big horny

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                                    Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                                    Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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                                      I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                                      Forever chemicals don't kill you.

                                      But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.

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                                        I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.

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                                          Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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                                          you could have someone else do it, if you want

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